Masturbation is healthy and normal, so keep on strokin’ yourselves! Of course, there can be some problems that arise if it becomes too much of a routine, but, hey, that’s something we’ve already talked to you about. For now, we’re here to remind you to masturbate responsibly — and want to give a few life hacks to better the experience.
The good people over at Buzzfeed put together a video of masturbation life hacks that are both helpful and hilarious. Of course, they’re also super interesting, grabbing our attention in the best way possible. And, because we enjoy sharing fun and educational stuff with you, take a look at the video and see for yourself why you should implement a few (or all) of these into your masturbation routine.
Here’s a quick breakdown of some of the highlights of the masturbation video, because, hey, it’s our job to analyze such things and give our opinions on.
- The Double-Hander looks both satisfying and difficult. We like the thought of using this one, but, c’mon, this is like trying to throw a ball with your opposite arm, feeling more awkward than anything else.
- The Mystery Handy is A-plus! Speaking of using your opposite arm, the mystery handy move is one that should definitely be tried be every single guy. Think about it, not only are you changing things up from your normal routine — where you use your dominant arm to jerk-off — but, because it’s new for you penis, you’ll probably last longer by retraining your brain. That’s awesome.
- The Tip Tickle. Hey, some may think this looks (and would feel) weird. Guess what? Don’t hate till you tried it. Yep, we’ll admit to using this one every once in awhile, as we’re big proponents of it while lying in bed early in the morning when watching porn on our phones from bed. Try it, love it. Trust us.
- The Soap Banger would, uh, burn. Wait, why in the hell would we want to literally bang a bar of soap? Sure, we get the hole concept, but, as anyone who has ever masturbated with soap knows, that stuff is not the best kind of lube. It gets the job done, but it can irritate your penis, so use with catuion.
- Changing positions is encouraged. We’re not sure about masturbation while dancing, but, hey, if it’s your thing, have at it! Masturbating in different positions should already be part of your routine, and, if it’s not, shame on you for being an amateur. Lying on your back, standing, kneeling; they should all be options.
- Using a cock ring or other sex toy. We mentioned some of the best male sex toys the other day, so you know we’re big supporters of this masturbation life hack. Sure, using your hand and some lube is ol’ faithful, but go ahead and mix it up by stepping up your masturbating game with something that’ll be a hell of a lot more fun — and effective. Unlike your hand, some of the cock rings out there vibrate and add extra sensation.
Now get on out there and masturbate to your best ability, guys. Something tells us that these hacks will make you enjoy it much more than just doing it in the shower with some lotion.