I’m not usually one to criticise other pornstars or even other girls but I’m struggling to think of anything positive to say about German pornstar Elizabeth Starr’s boobs. However, I wouldn’t really be me to be all judgmental and mean so I’m going to do my best to keep things fun.
I stumbled upon German pornstar Elizabeth Starr in an article in one of the trashier UK tabloids I read mostly for funny headlines. She caught my eye. How could I miss her really? I was gobsmacked. There are just no words to describe what went through my head when I saw her pictures.
Her boobs are just insane. I can’t imagine a sane person buying them. They seem like something you’d maybe request as a joke but then change your mind and go for merely very large breasts. But nope, Liz went through with it and got them. Apparently to boost her porn career.
And wow. Look at the pictures. They defy gravity! They sit bolt upright when she’s lying down like monuments to some long forgotten fertility god!
I’ve no idea how she does it but she lives with them. The pictures are hysterical. Liz clearly takes good care of herself and works out. Her body is in rude health. I guess she gets a hell of a work out just lugging those jugs around. They weigh three stone!
Liz attempting a sit-up
In the article in the newspaper I read Liz was described as a ticking time bomb. She says her boobs could kill her at any moment and doctors recommended having her breasts completely removed as a precaution. But after 63 surgeries she has decided that she does not want to undergo any more surgeries (yes, that’s what I thought!)
OK OK I will stop biting. I think the main thing is that she seems like a really happy person. I was browsing her twitter feed and it’s full to the brim of pictures of hr smiling and laughing with so many friends, family and colleagues. So I guess if it’s made her happy, then that’s all that’s important. And I suppose there must be some satisfaction from having possibly the biggest boobs ever!
Perhaps undergoing cosmetic surgery can become an addiction just like getting tattoos, piercings and other body modifications. I will leave you with a little gallery I made of Liz’s best photos. If you know of any girls with even bigger boobs than Lizzy, please suggest them in the comments. I’m developing a strange fascination with giant boobs. . .
