There are some things I absolutely wish guys knew about giving blowjobs. That’s why I decided to create a list of 5 things every man should know.
I’m not talking about YOU giving the blowjob, as misleading as the title may seem. I’m talking about things I wish guys knew about giving blowjobs when I’m the one giving them the blowjob. Things that would make the experience better (and therefore more regular) for both of us!
1. Please, please, for the love of everyone, be clean
This is the number one rule for me. I love giving blowjobs, but not if I undo your trousers and to find the bog of eternal stench. A quick, discreet wash before suggesting a blowjob might sound like too much effort, but is it as much effort as licking a dirty penis? No, no it’s not. You have to remember, you pee from there, and unlike girls, most of you don’t wipe afterwards.
2. Not everyone can deepthroat
I know I can’t. At least, not properly, and it’s taken a lot of practice for me to get to where I am. I’ve met men who think their penis is some sort of human jackhammer for my mouth, and I’ll tell you now, it’s not. Some girls can deepthroat, and you should make sure you communicate with your partner first on what her limits are.
3. Don’t worry about giving some guidance.
Because I’m not completely sure I know what I’m doing, and sometimes I get a bit lost and need direction. Like… what am I meant to do with your balls? Or my hands? And you are completely sure I shouldn’t use my teeth? It’s also great to give some positive feedback, encourage girls by letting them know you’re enjoying what they’re doing!
4. Please let me breathe
I’m one of those girls that will forget to come up for air when I’m really getting into a blowjob. It throws off the rhythm and I know some guys are disappointing when a girl stops for a break, but really, we need to breathe or we die on your dick. It’s also important if you’ve got your hands on the girls head in anyway, to be able to read her body language if she’s getting uncomfortable.
5. Don’t just cum on my face if I don’t automatically swallow
I’m sure you don’t like the taste of jizz, so you can’t expect every girl to be dying to swallow your sauce. Swallowing is a choice, and if the girl chooses not to do it, don’t just go ahead and spray all over her face. That stuff is a bitch to clean off. If you do want to, ask first, she might be into it. But always make sure you and your partner know what the end game will be (swallowing. spitting, pearl necklace).