This week the house two doors down from mine started some big construction work. I live near the corner and I’m pretty sure they’re fixing up a pub. Anyway, I’ve had the joy of very loud construction work waking me up in the mornings, and I thought I might as well have some fun with it.
I didn’t have an appropriate photo to use (somehow I didn’t want to take photos of the builders) so instead have my happy smiling face. 🙂
Stage 1: Open window and shout at builder passing by, wearing only a light tank top. This is the part that kicks it all off, and best directed at only one builder.
Execution:
Me: “Hey! Hey Mister! What’s with all the noise?” Waves arm frantically, making boobs jiggle.
Builder 1: “Err. We’re working on the place on the corner.” Builder 1 Looks shifty, but can’t tell if staring at breasts or not.
Me: “Oh. It’s really loud. Whoops!” Semi-fall out of window as I try to close it, revealing that I’m not wearing pants. Close window.
Stage 2: Later that day leave house without a bra on, making sure there is full nip-on. Hopefully the first builder will have told the others about me from earlier in the morning.
Walking past the builders, spot the one from this morning.
Me: “Hey, wow, you guys really are fixing up the place.”
Builder 1: “Yeah. Hi.” Very confused as to what I’m doing
Me: “Ok, well good luck!” Walk past, making sure extra bounce in step to make my breasts jiggle. Other builders watch as I walk past.
Bonus Level – On way back, say hi to them again.
[Note] – It’s important not to start up any big conversations at this point in time. Merely hinting at the fact there is an asian girl next door who seemingly never wears a bra is enough to get talk going amongst them. Repeat “hellos” “have a good day” and “nice weather” until they start initiating hellos.
Stage 3 to be executed tomorrow morning…