Mr. Pinks’ review of PornDoe Premium. Offering a truly eclectic mix of hardcore delights from Europe, Latin America, and the USA, PornDoe delivers 42 unique sexual showcases. Ranging in tone from the elegant and romantic to the achingly brutal, PornDoe’s heavy dose of smut arrives with rich visuals whether shot at a local fruit market, in an abandoned warehouse, on an altar-like platform surrounded by white drapes, or on your standard bed-and-sofa porno set.
PornDoe Premium’s 42 exclusive sites come with such inspired names as Her Limit, Bitches Abroad, Fucked in Traffic, Trans Bella, Scam Angels, and (my favorite) Hausfrau Ficken. Each deals with a distinctly kinky scenario or style of sex.
From housemaids fucked in POV, elegant and refined erotic hardcore, and American babes robbing guys with their pussies as the decoy to Italian and Brazilian shemales taking dick, brutal group BDSM sessions led by insane clowns, and an informative guide to all aspects of porn.
Models
Hailing from too many countries to list, the women of PornDoe Premium fill each site with ample personality and onscreen treats. Thick Latinas, icy Eastern European goddesses, Brazilian T-Girls, American starlets, kinky mothers and grandmothers, and bona fide porn superstars all appear rendered in rich color that captures their individual merits wonderfully.
Although many of the featured performers are professional kinksters, you may see them in a new light at PornDoe. Whether gussied up in neon fishnet bodysuits and thrown too the proverbial lions, restrained beneath a form-fitting executive skirt-suit, or dolled up in the kinds of swimwear you’d only find on a porn set, Apolonia Lapiedra, Gina Valentina, Zazie Skymm, and Julia De Lucia headline a seriously awesome cast.
Many models, especially Latinas, sport enhanced bodies but there’s more than enough all-natural ladies to please any stickler. With many sites and scenes running an amateur theme (whether or not the women really are), PornDoe Premium bridges that world with an accomplished professional one to great effect.
Content
As should be abundantly obvious by now, PornDoe Premium is all about variety. Well, it’s also about quantity and quality, but the breadth of porno trends, tropes, and topics here is truly staggering. Lesbian tripping, revenge by sex-tape, couples consoling broken-hearted babes with three-way sex, nuns packing heavy weaponry and raiding drug dens for cash and cock… Seriously, PornDoe Premium seems to know no narrative or conceptual limits!
Thankfully, one thing is consistent: technical quality. Videos stream and download at 240p, 480p, 720p, and 1080p resolutions, the latter two delivering crisp HD images.
Photo galleries hit 1080px and 1680px resolutions and can be viewed via online slideshows or zipped downloadable sets. Rich and colorful when needed (or even suggested), stately, simple, and sophisticated when called for, PornDoe’s variety isn’t limited to sex but visual style and presentation, too.
Usability
Designed to suit a multi-language audience, PornDoe Premium offers English, Portuguese, German, Spanish, French and Italian members area navigation and often, but not always, provides subtitles for non-English content. (Subtitling is one area that could certainly be improved.)
Making your way around the various sites in a cinch and you can either relocate yourself to your new favorite PornDoe entity or keep browsing the network as a whole. Upon finding an appealing scene, a streaming window surrounded by download and gallery links, a synopsis, tag list, and cast along with the option to view a trailer or the full scene.
Related content (by performer, act, or site) is always nearby should you want something else to tickle a similar fancy and, thankfully, there’s minimal intrusive advertising to distract your attention.
Longevity
PornDoe Premium’s main homepage shows a stream of updates landing twice daily during the week and once on Saturday and Sunday. There’s a massive collection on the make here with 2,345 scenes already online.
Different PornDoe sites may experience brief breaks in activity but the network’s overall flurry of updates more than compensates. With many niches covered and new sites always on the horizon, PornDoe has very long legs.
Value
Already loaded with thousands of HD videos and with new high-concept sites in various stages of R&D at any given time, PornDoe has so many bases so well covered it’s kind of ridiculous.
Taste in porn is obviously a very personal thing but it seems inconceivable that anyone could browse PornDoe and come up without finding something seriously, intensely exciting. Running members $29.95-a-month (or $24.95 per month with this discount), PornDoe Premium is a damn fine deal for the globally minded porn aficionado.