Porn parodies are more likely to make you laugh than get you off. We’ve trawled through the web to bring you the top 8 most ridiculous porn parodies.
Spongebob Squarepants
Who lives in a pineapple under the sea, Spongebob Squarepants! No, apparently it’s Spongeknob Squarenuts who lives under a hairy pussy! Thanks to WoodRocket, Skin Diamond and Anthony Rosano you no longer need to imagine.
If you ever wondered what it would be like to see Spongebob having sex, prepare to be disappointed. This porn parody will make you laugh too much to even think about sex. Spongebob Squarenuts is a man in a box costume with a lot of yellow body paint. His voice nails the squeaky annoying tone of Spongebob beautifully.
Sadly Patrick and Squidward don’t appear in the first scene but Sandy does. I’m not convinced that Spongeknob’s explanation of how to breathe underwater (by sucking his sponge…dick) is quite accurate but it does lead into a very awkward blowjob. If you want even more, Spongeknob and Patrick tagteam Sandy in scene 2, if yellow and pink bodypaint don’t distract you from the spitroast.
Lego Porn
Being a fan of the Lego Movie is fine but you’ll be surprised by the porn parody of Lego Porn. We’re not 100% sure how Lego characters can have sex but in this version anything goes. I’m pretty sure the characters don’t come with genitals but blowjobs, anal and 69 is no problem for these action figures.
Foreskin Gump
I don’t think we need to say much on this. Rather than Forrest Gump telling you the story of Forrest growing up with his awkward ways as portrayed by Tom Hanks, Foreskin Gump tells you about another cumming of age.
Foreskin Gump by Mitch Spinelli (1994) features Nikki Sinn, Lynn LeMay and Kaitlyn Ashley. Over 74 minutes it shows you a lot of the details left out of the original Forrest Gump movie. Opening with Foreskin’s mum persuading the principal that he should let Foreskin join the school.
She does persuade him, taking off her glasses in the process but keeping her heels on. Mrs Gump aka Lynn LeMay has a big heart and even bigger breasts. Of course it’s more a series of loosely strung together sex scenes with some very dated fashion choices. But Foreskin Gump delivers no shortage of boobs, lesbian action and destroys the classic moment of “Run Forrest, Run.”
Bubba also miraculously becomes white and seduces Jenny’s friend. Jenny is a lesbian and gives a nasty blowjob that puts the foreskin in Foreskin Gump.
Edward Penishands
It doesn’t take a genius to work out that Edward Penishands (1991) is the porn parody version of Edward Scissorhands by Tim Burton starring a very young Johnny Depp and Winona Ryder. In Edward Penishands however by Paul Norman, the Edward character has penises for hands instead of scissors.
Sure the budget is much smaller and Edward’s castle doors very much look like a fire exit. But the team behind it decided to stick with some of the classic scenes from the film. Including a door-to-door saleswoman meeting Edward in a very grain, very poor version of a castle. But instead of selling Avon products, Patricia sells… ‘marital aids’ AKA dildos.
The acting is stiff, the music is cheesy and the penishands will not let you look at spaghetti the same way again. It scores for straight sex scenes and lesbian sex,with a huge array of dildos… over 1 hour 13 minutes…
This Ain’t Game of Thrones
It is as you guessed, a porn parody of Game of Thrones. While HBO’s version of Game of Thrones has plenty of hot nude scenes, This Ain’t Game of Thrones offers even more explicit action. From Axel Braun, it presents a slightly more graphic retelling of the original series. Jon Snow definitely breaks his vows in having sex while looking gothic and Daenerys is very sexy.
The smaller budget means that Jon Snow’s hair is more wild than ever and the dragons aren’t very realistic. But since when did anyone watch Game of Thrones for realism? All your sexual fantasies come true with very little left to the imagination.
Fresh Prince of Bel Air
In West Philadelphia born and raised, in the bedroom is where Will spends most of his days… Black Ice LTD presents the Fresh Prince of Bel Air as you’ve never seen it before. CJ Wright is the alternative Will Smith, DaWayne Dane is the new Carlton and a whole host of sexy women play the ladies of the Banks household.
DaWayne Dane even does the Carlton dance in the opening credits which makes this well worth the watch. Liking black women taking big black cocks makes this one of the best porn parodies to watch. Of course the acting is fairly dismal but nobody ever watches porn parodies for that!
Alice in Wonderland
Alice in Wonderland (1976) takes on a new Adult meaning in the film by William Osco and Bud Townsend. Instead of falling down the rabbit hole, Alice is a librarian who falls asleep reading the original Alice in Wonderland by Lewis Carroll. During her dream, the White Rabbit leads her into Wonderland with all its’ sexual ideas.
Stripping naked, masturbating, drinking potions and having sex with an array of people makes this rather different from the cartoon. Alice is played by Kristine Debell in a innocent blue dress with her blonde hair tucked back. The film is an X rated musical version with a whole host of strange costumes.
It’s not one to watch with the family but if you like natural bush, imaginative sex and don’t mind the odd musical score, this might not be one of the most ridiculous porn parodies ever. Alice certainly grows up in every sense!
This Ain’t Avatar
You may know James Cameron’s award winning film Avatar. But in This Ain’t Avatar (2010) there’s a lot more sex and just as much blue body paint. Directed by Axel Braun, the premise is similar but in this XXX porn parody there’s more going on in Panwhora than just a power struggle. They’re mining for Viagrantium which sounds an awful lot like Viagra and is a blue pill…
Starring Lexington Steele, Evan Stone, Chanel Preston, Dale DaBone and Juelz Ventura, this movie is over 2 hours of alternative action. Opening within the first 5 minutes with some very interesting ‘log diaries.’ Nicki Hunter starrs as ‘Grace’ the human guide to the Na’bi in Panwhora but she seems to spend more time guiding Jake (Chris Johnson) and Norm (Eric Swiss) on how to fuck.
As far as porn parodies go, this is perhaps most ridiculous for the amount of blue body paint used. Yet a lot of the sex scenes are still pretty hot.