The gaming review website Kotaku decides to review Brazzers’ “Oversnatch XXX parody” starring Aletta Ocean and Danny D. Kotaku reviews the parody as if it’s another game review. The conclusion? A bit of a flop.
Overwatch has been searched for on pornhub over 600,000 times year. Dedicated sites such as overwatchhentai.net have been created to serve the growing demand for Overwatch related porn. The team-shooter game by Blizzard is a huge success in the videogame market. Therefore it’s no wonder that Brazzers wants to get in on the action.
Trailers out for the porn parody show Aletta Ocean playing Widowmaker up against Danny D playing Reaper. The trailer hilariously changes the in game line “bask in the shadow of doubt” to “bask in the shadow of dick!”. It did confuse me at first though, because I thought he said deck instead of dick.
Kotaku reviewer Nathon Grayson decides that whilst Aletta’s costume is pretty on point, Danny’s costume looks like something from party city. There is attention to detail in the parody however, with similar sound effects and CGI overlays. Widowmaker’s tagline changes from “One shot, one kill” to “One cumshot, one kill.”.
The parody opens up with the two characters fighting. Kotaku notes that they don’t use their character specific abilities during the fight, such as Widowmaker’s scope, or Reaper’s close range style. Widowmaker does use a move called “Infra-tits” which apparently does nothing.
“Does it let her see through walls… with her boobs?” Nathan speculates.
The move is countered by Reaper’s own special move “Dickblossom” which is a dildo that Aletta then proceeds to catch and use. The 34 minute movie then continues into sex scenes.
The ultimate review concludes
“I’ve watched a lot of Overwatch porn in my time (FOR RESEARCH PURPOSES), and I appreciate the effort Brazzers put into rock-solid recreations of Reaper and Widowmaker, but their movie barely did anything for me. I hardly laughed or felt a tingling in my nethers.”
Watching porn isn’t OCD
Lately there seems to be a surge against porn, porn addiction and it’s relation to breaking up relationships. Psychology today however claims that watching porn can’t be considered OCD because;
“research and diagnostic theory on obsessive-compulsive disorders actually specifically excludes reinforcing, rewarding behaviors such as sex, or even eating, from being compulsive in nature because they are in and of themselves, pleasurable.”
It would increase the number of misdiagnosis for OCD, which in turn would have a negative effects towards helping people who genuinely suffer from the mental illness.
In the same vein, people are now blaming porn addiction with the attachment theory which argues that humans develop attachment and connection to other people, and that these attachment styles are formed early in life, and persist throughout a person’s life.
Some people believe than men grow attactched to porn instead of people. However this theory is simply wrong. Imprinting happens early on in life. Being attactched to something doesn’t mean you can’t grow bonds with other people. An example of this would be children who are close to their blanket or soft toy.
Watching porn and masturbating is pleasurable. Whilst some people can become addicted, it shouldn’t be described as OCD. It would be comparing a alcohol addiction to having OCD.
Pornhub collaborates with Hood By Air at New York Fashion Week
The collaboration between fashion brand Hood By Air and Pornhub shocked many attendees, including stars such as Naomi Campbell and Rick Ross. The collection of clothing will include bodysuits, hoodies, and long-sleeved shirts.
Models walked onto the stage wearing clothing printed with words such as “HUSTLER” or “WENCH”, as well as some items that simply had the pornhub logo printed on the front. I’ve seen those same tanktops at the AVNs this year.
When asked about the collaboration between porn and fashion, Pornhub stated
“As more and more fashion brands continue their foray into the digital ad ecosystem, they are looking to overhaul their marketing approach by leaning toward a more refreshingly modern and edgy attitude in terms of exposure.”