I’ve never been a good sexter. Sexting always seemed intimidating and I was completely clueless on the whole ordeal. It turns out however that sexting like a boss is actually pretty easy. Here’s my quick guide on how to sext.

Harriet tied up in rope in surprise

Rule #1  (The only real rule for sexting like a boss): Keep things simple

I was always over-thinking sexting before, and then writing overly complicated texts that were not sexy.

Simple means tell the other person what you want. This can be what you want to do to them;

“I want to put your hard cock in my mouth right now.”

Or what you want them to do to you;

‘I want you to take me from behind. Hard.”

It can however be something as simple as telling them that you’re horny and thinking about them. I find that being told someone is turned on by me will instantly turn me on. Why not tell them you’ve just masturbated, and from there you can tell them exactly what you were thinking of whilst you were doing it.

“I was just thinking about you, and now my panties are really wet.”

Progressing on from that, I find telling my partner fantasies I have is a good way to sext. I like this method because you have the option of engaging in a two way conversation, your partner can join in with the fantasy, or you can just be descriptive by yourself if your partner isn’t as confident with sexting. It’s also great because your partner will now know your fantasies for future.

“I have a fantasy where I want you to tie my hands to the bedpost, blindfold me and then tease me until I beg you to fuck me senseless.”

Finally here are my top sexting DON’Ts

  1. Send an unsolicited dick pics. Girls often send topless pictures, and there never seems to be a wrong time to do that. Dick pictures out of nowhere however are often considered creepy rather than sexy.
  2. Send any unsolicited sexts for that matter. If you don’t know for sure that the person actually wants sexts from you, don’t do it.
  3. Don’t use emojis unless you’re both 15 year old girls.
  • and this is why the best sexters play role playing / fantasy games (D&D, Zelda, WoW, Battlefront, Skyrim, Fallout, GTA ect, any game that allows you to be a person & create your own destiny). Their brains are just more conditioned to play along into another person’s world & to react quickly to potential curve balls. They are also prone to be more introverted so saying/doing things without another person actually in room allows them to have a sense of freedom which should only enhance the sexting experience for both communicators. Guaranteed the guy that sends an unsolicited dickpick is an extravert or a really drunk introvert.

  • and this is why the best sexters play role playing / fantasy games (D&D, Zelda, WoW, Battlefront, Skyrim, Fallout, GTA ect, any game that allows you to be a person & create your own destiny). Their brains are just more conditioned to play along into another person’s world & to react quickly to potential curve balls. They are also prone to be more introverted so saying/doing things without another person actually in room allows them to have a sense of freedom which should only enhance the sexting experience for both communicators. Guaranteed the guy that sends an unsolicited dickpick is an extravert or a really drunk introvert.

  • NeilW

    This is all a bit of a foreign language to me. As is texting generally. And “boss” – workplace or computer games?

    In any event, it all seems a bit excessively overt if it’s someone you know (unless it’s someone you’re already on intimate terms with), and creepy and stalky if it isn’t.

  • NeilW

    This is all a bit of a foreign language to me. As is texting generally. And “boss” – workplace or computer games?

    In any event, it all seems a bit excessively overt if it’s someone you know (unless it’s someone you’re already on intimate terms with), and creepy and stalky if it isn’t.

  • Bonta-kun

    I remember three such sexting sessions. The one that stands out (OH myyy) in particular was after a gig in 2009. The memory still gets me up and about – the only other that caused a stirring was of a friend who had since married, saying that when we knew each other, she regretted she didn’t get to shag me before we drifted apart. HELlo…

  • Bonta-kun

    I remember three such sexting sessions. The one that stands out (OH myyy) in particular was after a gig in 2009. The memory still gets me up and about – the only other that caused a stirring was of a friend who had since married, saying that when we knew each other, she regretted she didn’t get to shag me before we drifted apart. HELlo…

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